Booting off of the Windows installer CD ISO. I can get into (R)epair mode.
bootcfg /scan finds the existing Windows installation.
bootcfg /list lists it.
chkdsk says everything is cool
Still, I did "fixmbr" then "fixboot" a couple times just too make sure.
According to microsoft I now have a repaired and bootable drive. Uhhhhhh. Yea. RIght.